Mark-isms

Jul 8, 2015


(on my need to snuggle 24/7)
"Sharing a bed with you is like concentration camp"

(as I packed for a work trip)
"I cant wait till you leave so I can eat frozen pizzas in my pajamas"

(every time we have vegetables)
"You are the no fun wife"

(walking by a restaurant)
"Oh, we gotta try this place soon. Wait, vegan? I'm not going there"

(when he used silpat we got as a wedding gift as a plant stand)
'What's the big deal, the cutting board is fine as a plant rest"

(hearing me fall)
"Did you tear up the wall?"

(on my house rule to always have a bottle of champagne in the fridge)
""Who are you, Jay-Z?"


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1 comment:

  1. LOL - he's hilarious!!!
    The no fun wife. Bahaha!
    And amen to the champagne. Who knows when you need a legit celebratory drink!

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