Mark-isms: Third Trimester

Apr 26, 2016



(Mark and Cora: Ireland, 2014)

(upon learning what an episiotomy is in childbirth class)
Mark: (blank, horrified stare)

(on my now snug workout non-maternity attire)
Mark: "You look like a prostitute, you are not going to the grocery store like that"

(upon learning pregnancy is ten months, not nine)
Mark: "This is the longest pregnancy, ever"
Me: (blank, blind rage stare)

(as we prepared for our baby shower)
Mark: "Want me to get out the vodka?"

(on consuming all the gelato and putting it back in the fridge)
Mark: "I wanted you to see we needed more"
Me: (blank stare)

(when he asked how I'd get to the hospital if he wasn't home)
Me: "Uber"
Mark: (blank stare)

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2 comments:

  1. I'm literally rolling!!
    Don't you wish the guys had even the SLIGHTEST clue how long 10 months can *really* feel? Take away all the good foods and drinks you can't have, and 10 months kind of feels like an eternity.

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  2. Hilarious! These are amazing!

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